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Wed, 15 May 2013 11:59:38 -0400

badboyrico: lyricandy: @RuPaulsDragRace @Alaska5000 for the...

Wed, 15 May 2013 11:15:18 -0400

badboyrico:

lyricandy:

@RuPaulsDragRace @Alaska5000 for the win! #TeamAlaska

HELLS YEA! I AGREE!!!! #TeamAlaska !!!! :D

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Wed, 15 May 2013 05:14:09 -0400

heylookimnaked: buttacream18: sfgaman: hamburgerjack: ...

Wed, 15 May 2013 05:13:04 -0400

heylookimnaked:

buttacream18:

sfgaman:

hamburgerjack:

bestrooftalkever:

coolstoryrob:

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin:

serionsly:

voyagevisuelle:

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

or you know this could be photoshopped

but idk

you tell me

this is alexandrias melon (wow)

it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)

it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds

it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.

its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true

This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.

The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.

It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.

This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.

Patrickmelon

The taste of this melon will always surprise you.

Ya’ll ain’t shit

I hate everyone

It just kept getting worse as I scrolled down

Omfg, I cackled, I can’t be doing that in a library

This made me sad I wanted moonmelon to be real.

Well this escalated quickly

My first and last post with all these comments, because it so perfectly mocks all of the stupid posts I see with thousands of notes and comments made up by people just looking to get shit reblogged. Like oh I was raped in a bathroom today, this world is awful blahblahblah, if something serious actually happened which I’m pretty sure it doesn’t in 99% of these things you share it with police and people close to you, not tumblr for notes. Or I overheard my 4th grader make this greate quote about peace blahblahblah. So what I’m really trying to say here is I don’t have any weed today…

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Wed, 15 May 2013 05:10:38 -0400

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Wed, 15 May 2013 05:06:29 -0400

livinglifewithderek: http://tinyurl.com/cdzzb2l

Wed, 15 May 2013 05:02:27 -0400

livinglifewithderek:

http://tinyurl.com/cdzzb2l

tyleroakley: rosalarian: Angelina Jolie had a double...

Wed, 15 May 2013 04:58:45 -0400

tyleroakley:

rosalarian:

Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.

Boom.